Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
Best text conversation ever. Other than the one we had about using blood for lube.
she was using a pencil to fish crushed adderall out of a plastic bag. it was like a college version of fun dip
My vagina has officially become a vortex for sexually confused frat guys.
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
Jacob lost his virginity in a threesome. I am deffs fucking this kid.
DURING A THUNDERSTORM ON HIS BIRTHDAY.
This chick had a microhand. Fucking, like, jerking off a baby carrot would make it look like corn.
Also, I found your gauge.
I found it under my pillow like a gift from the Sex Fairy.
He drives a tundra! Of course I fucked him. Im just saying eventually im going to need help moving and he has a nice truck. Its like thank you for later on
It's a sad day when ur phone automatically updates u on Thursdays that traffic is normal and how long it will take to get to the bar
That's fucking great actually
I'm eating cookie dough with a tongue depressor for lunch.
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
I just thought that if your brother was ever going to invite me over again, he probably shouldn't catch me fucking you in his bathroom.
Just realized I've spent more nights sleeping on bathroom floors the last two weeks than in my own bed. It's time to reevaluate my life.
That confirms what we've all known all along. I'm a bad gay. I have no fashion sense.
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