Tip #47, don't trim the bush when you have the shakes!
It feels like he gave my taint an indian burn.
So I went out tonight...met a guy who slightly resembled my dad,huge creeper, he asked me to "hang out" so I gave him my moms number since he was more her type:)
Bro, i just sang journey's "dont stop beleavin" at mcdonalds. and the guy was sooo impressed he gave us free food. God i love america
i just burped and it tasted like condom. please tell me i wasn't lame and made that guy wear one for a bj last night.
It's hard being an adult. And by that I mean it's hard to tell the boy you like who rejected you that you can't share a room with him at white party because you don't want to see him bang other boys.
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
When I woke up everyone at the party was in their underwear. Only you guys were playing strip pong.
Yes, we all have the power to convince a large amount of people to take their clothes off
He has what he calls a "Ben Franklin". It's a pubic hairdo based on the man himself; long on the sides and bald in the middle.
Oh and someone pissed in my shoes, so I'll let you figure that out.
Woke up to the UT campus police fishing my boxers out of the university pool, guess it was a good night.
I woke up this morning with a tampon in my nose and food EVERYWHERE...
I was picked up from his hotel room at 5 a.m. and came home with my panties and jäger in a McDonald's bag so the desk attendant wouldn't judge me. This is what single at 25 is about.
It's 4am & this guy is asleep with his junk still inside me..really rethinking my life
I learned tonight while in another country that no matter the nationality, men are disappointing in bed
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