brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
i'm pretty sure the devil's penis is california-shaped
Don't leave without me in the morning. I keep scaring everyone cause I'm sleeping in the bathtub.
Whoever decided putting Tom Seizmore and Heidi Fleiss together in rehab should win some kind of award.
I'm not sure where but someone shit somewhere in the house
woke up on my stairs with half a hot dog beside me and the last text I sent was "i make hot dog in toasTer" .
Im holding a competition......who saw me last, and who knows how my nose got bruised? you earn points for answering either question. and for bringing me water.
Just mixed vicodin and mucinex. This cold just got fun.
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
Its funny that cleaning up pieces of water balloons and shot glasses every morning is becoming a routine
She ditched her BF in the library to come see me wasted at a house party and i still ended up banging that rugby chick instead.
I was sprawled on his bed and heard him and a girl walk in the apartment. I jumped out the window and am walking down main street wrapped in an american flag blanket. Can you pick me up?
All I remember is talking the cops into calling us a cab instead of giving us PIs while trying to wake up your passed-out-on-a-bench ass.
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