fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
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Focus
So then I told him that only a restaurant managed by a florida fan could run out of ketchup
One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
He said we were driving the golf cart through the woods screaming 'iceroad truckers' for four hours in the dark
There's a guy at this party taking all the unfinised beers and pouring them into a pitcher so he can drink them tomorrow.
I don't think I have ever puked up that much free breakfast in my life...thank god for Nickle Beers.
Before you ask, yes. Whatever you're wearing IS too slutty for his mom's funeral.
In case you were wondering, transporting lube in a ziploc bag is just as bad of an idea as it sounds.
I can coach you back to consumption. Think of it kinda like Rocky II.
The salesman at the smoke shop just told me my hair is glorious...
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
Nothing $200 worth of strippers and spicy fried chicken couldn't fix.
My knees are skinned from sitting on someone's face on concrete
You both snapchatted me that. Like, I just got a double dose of penis pastry.
I'm glad you enjoyed the night but why were you calling me "daddy"?
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