Busta Rhymes just yelled at me! He cut a song off and I was clapping and he looked right at me and said "don't fucking clap." I was that white guy.
this is never going to happen for me, I think he thinks I'm crazy
well you did scream "PLEASE! I'LL S YOUR D IN FRONT OF EVERYONE"
Had to use the product locator on on the four loko website to find them at home. Got to go in the backroom of a grocery store to get them. Dedication.
I'don't know who your are but its that time a day. Drunk it up. Did you buy a House for goundhogs days?
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
You know it's a good Halloween party when a guy wearing a light-up sombrero offers you blow.
Can I also remind you that we insisted on touching his mustache?
Well of course I remember it took up like 20 minutes of my night.
Do you think I could get someone from tinder to drive me to the airport?
You know you went through something intense when you actuallu applaud yourself for not shitting your pants
I feel like I shouldn't be left around 30 year olds when I'm drunk
He was 6'8" - I shit you not! He sat up in my bed and the ceiling fan got him right in the forehead.
You tried to chase every shot with a blueberry.
he'll eat me out, but god forbid we double dip when sharing salsa
Let’s not dwell on the negatives. I have a fat ass and suck dick well.
We're hate flirting, damnit.
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