the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
woke up in a shopping cart using a keystone box as a blanket. how was your night?
I woke up in my own vomit, a chunk of cactus in my thigh, shirtless, with jons mom poking at me with a glass of dr pepper and a talk about god....damn alcohol
i've already watched her fall off the steps, walk up on our porch and try to dance with the dog, and stumble across the street to stand outside the neighbors window...is it taking it too far to watch this rando girl and some guy have sex behind our parking lot now?
I ended up on the roof were calling it a tie
Bitches at mcdonalds acting like they never seen a girl puke in her own coat pocket before
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
Its raining shots and i keep catching them in my mouth like you with dicks shits crazy
I just realized I donated our bong to goodwill.. RIP Kimbo Slice
You suck, She hit so hard.
I just want to be like i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it
Dude, you need better judgement.Trust me I know. I put my dick in the wrong mouths all the time
11:30pm - Shots together. 12:15pm Shots together. 12:45pm Shots together. 9:30am Plan B's together.
In honor of Randy Savage we're wearing spandex and handing out slim jim's with option to suplex. Get behind it
His sex game is strong it’s like a warlord’s dick! you know what I mean?
Nope
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