Bro, I met the coolest hottest chick tonight and she has the hottest friends.
Where are you?
Strip Club
So the last day on the vacation I woke up in the bath tub. My mom said she asked me during the night what I was doing and I said, "swimming."
people from other dorms came to marvel at the dump i took. i had a bio major take a picture.
it was one of those movies netflix should have sent weed with
Nothing good has ever or will ever come from 50 cent beers at the bowling alley..
You have proved your worthiness to join me on the quest of taking shots at every academic building on campus by showing up drunk to our test at 12:30 today
I walked around with red solo cups on my feet, weeds tied around my neck and a tree in my hand
I went up by the border of Canada. We took shrooms and went fishing...pretty sure we killed a dragon and ate it for dinner
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
Why is everyone judging me for telling the cat a bedtime story?
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
My friends got engaged today and I learned the techniques of going upside down on a stripper pole. I'm not really sure who won...
She just kept feeding people pretzels and sayying "You're such a good goldfish."
Why is the microwave staring at me?!
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