Remember, sex is not sex til both people cross the finish line. Until then, it is just a favor.
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
So I'm about to go to his house and have "I'm really sorry for cheating on you last night" sex
Peanut butter while high is kinda stressful
The drunken tricycle race really added some class to the Tour de Franzia. Until everyone wiped out and started puking.
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
He's drunk and putting on a tie for the jimmy john's delivery guy
I held a cracker & gaterade down for an hour. I feel like this will be my greatest accomplishment of the day.
we all took turns holding you up and pretending that you were simba and that we were presenting you to the jungle
I already banned bobbing for apples. While drunk that's just drowning near fruit.
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
Your liver needs more exercise - we start training tonight.
Anne is dead. totally passed out and was flat out in the street
You drank the pool water to get rid of your hiccups
I assure you, it was not a Porn Hub Bee Movie parody.
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