What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
HOLY SHIT HE'S TRYING TO EAT HIS FOOT. THIS IS THE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE.
After 13 tally marks I wrote the number 4,000 and made u sign my arm to prove it.
How can I not totally like a guy that told me my boobs were too big for me to be taught how to play golf?
does the cute hipster in the kitchen belong to you?
if not i want to bang those glasses off his face
listen. he fixes things. buys me drinks and sticks his penis in my vagina. age means nothing at this low point in my life.
If you take a post shower shit just get back in bed. You're better off starting your whole morning all over again.
I'm so lazy and tired i just want to cry and fall asleep in a bed of egg mcmuffins.
When a best friend shows up on a tricycle with a case a beer and goes "get on loser" you get on, because there is a magical adventure afoot
Fuck you fireball...just straight up fuck out of here
He started to lick a stick of butter and was calling it Jennifer.
GUESS WHOSE BEST FRIEND IS OUT OF PRISON!
You know it's time to call it a night when every guy in the bar (all 3 of them) have seen you naked at one time or another.
I've realized that drinking at your apartment alone on a Tuesday probably isn't a good thing.
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