Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
What started out as Cougar hunting turned into whaling
It's like the Sean Connery of vaginas. You don't mess with it.
He told me he doesn't dance and he hates drunken excitement. Why I ever thought it would work is beyond me.
i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
I was talking to a guy at my work, and mid-sentence he started vomiting violently for about five minutes, then he said, " great dope" and carried on like nothing had happened.
Why do they give me cups on $8 pitcher night? I HAVE A PITCHER.
I keep having to have that awkward "I don't want to have sex with you" convo. I thought wearing sweatpants was suppose to prevent this situation..
You kept showing everyone at the bar your bra to prove it matched your shoes.
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
that's just what you get for learning massage techniques from gay porn
So I'm thinking about sending him some "sorry I almost peed on your computer" cookies. Thoughts?
What was my myspace song when I went away to rehab?
If there was a category for "most likely to end up a serial killer" in your high school yearbook then I'm sure you would have won it
I just licked wine off my own thigh. I've hit a new low.
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