we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
You'd be proud of me. They tried to give me bread to sober up, but I told them no, im on a diet.
I ended up with bruises on the back of my knees. Tell me again how I did this?
I took a few sips of my hugeee bottle of liquid Vicodin and smoked my one hitter and now I'm going thru my attic like Indiana Jones
The more and more I think about it, the more I realize... it's not ok to just pull over on the side of the highway to pee... I'm sorry I argued that
It's amazing to think about how many Obama victory sex babies are being prevented by Obamacare free contraception.
Get this. He's a red head and he works at country oven bakery. He will forever be known as the gingerbread man.
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
Hungover playing piano at a baptism I am the PICTURE of class I feel like I should be struck by lightning
He is such a generous lover, I can look past the fact his name is fucking Bob.
i put frozen meatballs in my drink thinking they were ice cubes and I'm vegetarian wtf
But forealz I'm gonna need a solid 52 orgasms so hydrate.
Well the hawks lost... so, of course, the only logical course of action was a bonfire in the middle of the street.
we tried to make a drinking game out of 4 pokemon cards you found in a drawer.
Apparently I’m a terrible influence when alcohol is involved
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