Turns out "bordello" doesn't mean what I thought it did.
Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
Even if you were sober, spitters are STILL quitters, end of story.
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
My friend and I just coined a new term. OBJ. The obligatory blow job. You totally know what I'm talking about.
Like if he goes down on you first, or you just don't want to bone him yet. OBJ.
We have to have sex while I'm dressed as a tiger. It's one of my life goals
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
She bit a glowstick open. Apparently they burn. We bonded while she washed the chemicals out of her mouth as I did double shots of Jager.
We have a pile of chopped wood here that suggests we may have chopped down a tree of some sort.
Holy. Crap. I just found a hickey on my bikini line. He never got my pants off. WHO IS THIS MYSTICAL HOOKUP WIZARD?
Oh you know, the usual. We had a good date, I took her back home, she took off my pants, laughed, and left.
all I know is id definitely throw up if you guys ever dated so if you do stay the fuck away from me
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
I WANNA... wait, will you kinkshame me?
Nah.
I WANNA KNOW WHAT HE SMELLS LIKE
I’ve officially bought the ticket for my future dick appointment 😂
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