glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
dude my grandmas the shit. she has a sixth grade education and got hit by a car when she was 18. she cant smell.
she's sitting on the other side of the room at this party. with her smirnoff tucked in that little opening between her cleavage and shirt. drinking from a straw. snapping her fingers off beat.
it's love
Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
just went trash diving in my work clothes for weed. A&E's intervention here i come.
My mom is helping me re-arrange my room to make New Year's more hook-up friendly
First lesson of the year: don't close the bar on mondays
Thats gotta be it. Also just found out that the fireworks will fit in the airsoft pistols...we are all gonna die
I woke up and he was just feeling up my stomach. I felt like buddha and he was rubbing my belly for good luck. never again.
I got back and Katie was asleep holding a burrito. I woke her up and she ate it and passed back out.
He is more interested in finding his sweater than he is in having sex with me. It better be a great fucking sweater.
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
We had sex with a sexual harassment video playing in the background before his gf got there. I've hit a new low
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
dude. that's the chick that BIT MY DICK. it doesn't matter how hot you think she is, trust me man.
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