i jus seen this fat chick walk buy look like she had don king coming out her arm pits..
Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
I just sneezed and had an orgasam..THAT turned on
apparently he was unaware pussies come in unshaved form. curse you redtube and your unholy lies
aaaaaand im pretty certain i told that boy i just met that "his balls better be out tomorrow"
i'm drinking whiskey out of a ziplock bag in a movie theater. i'm THAT girl.
The only way I can describe this shit is male aloe vera plant in both looks and feel its standing in the toilet
Thanks for that....my girlfriend picked up my phone and saw that
I went to the bathroom, came back, and my friend was sleeping leaning up against the stripper pole.
I gave him a bunch of ideas to use to spice up their sex life. Say what you will, I am the best 'other' woman ever!
It's 3 am and I'm buying cat food and batteries for my vibrator. Good thing I shaved my legs for this.
I wish you could just Google "people I've had sex with" and they would all just come up
I made soup. Now I'm having post soup making wine. I had pre soup making wine also.
I just watched a magician wearing a fedora deep throat a balloon\n
She never came back from the bathroom so I went to look for her... I was in my room and heard this rustling. And she was in my closet petting ties.
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