I'm 3 blocks south of you watching drag queens.
I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
watching jon and kate + 8 right now is like watching my parents split up
this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
Holy jesus god. My teeth taste like street.
it was like having sex with a tree stump
i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
They made out. Sounded like hippos drinking water
If you happen to tell anybody my drunk story in the near future, please refrain from telling them about me shitting myself. People are getting the wrong idea and random people are messaging me on Facebook making fun of me for that
Paris has not been good for her. Everytime she has a one night stand from a different country, she buys a mini flag and tapes it to her wall with the others
wow. there is a man who hates the post office more than me. he is causing a scene, this is a snapshot of elderly me.
It's after midnight. I didn't find the answer to my problem, but I did find the bottom of a bottle of vodka, so... there's that.
Says the girl who left her friends to go have phone sex in the bathroom at Michael's
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
Randomize
