just come out here and I will go home with you...
And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
You probably shouldn't be hiding under someones bed listening to them get head
yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
Don't worry about later. I already pre-ordered a pizza for a 1:45 delivery and told them to ignore any calls from your number.
You're getting good at this, you know that?
We should probably just have a threeway and get everyone on the same page.
Weekdays seemed more exciting when I had a drinking problem. Like I had something to look forward to at night.
Do you relize what downtown will be like this week? Like open season. But instead of deer its hot baseball players from all over the country that we'll never have to see again. I swear the college world series is a gift from god.
I should have considered my snorting capabilities before breaking my nose
screw it, I'll just be a stripper until next August when then are looking for suitable teachers to teach the future of America. it's like a feel good movie just a little out of order and im a dude.
WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WE'RE WATCHING BIRTHING VIDEOS!!!!
I found your Halloween costume. I think you shit yourself last night
We can Fuck in the shower to save time
And this is why I like you. You're so damn innovative.
He shampooed and conditioned his pubes but can't manscape for shit.
I just spent 100$ at a sex shop to make myself feel better. And I signed you up to win 200$ so if you win, it's mine. And yes I'm serious.
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