do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
Besides Rainforest Cafe, there's nowhere i'd rather be intoxicated than here
i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
so hey instead of everyone buying me a birthday present can everyone just pitch in for my abortion?
She asked me to facebook all the girls I'd hooked up with. She started crying when I started my search with A.
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
I just wanted to yell " i am not a shake weight!!"
He's just a really nice guy who stuck his tongue in the wrong place.
Because it was 5am and I had a shitty mixed drink and I was threatening to put my balls in your face.
Not the worst first impression I've experienced.
Also bring a pizza or no entry to my vagina OR the fort.
Cheese only
After last night I never want to be in the back of a cop car again. No leg room.
Had to lock my cat in the bathroom so I could masturbate in peace.
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
I just remembered that I insisted everyone watch porn together last night.
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