I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
She needs to learn she only fits into our friendship as a DD.
In between when I last wrote and now have screwed a Swiss guy on a hostel bathroom floor. Okay, real life?
I think that last shot was nyquil. Please come gte me. WINGS.
No, you don't understand. If the words "stop," "alcohol poisoning," and "regret" aren't in the same sentence by the end of the night, I will have failed this birthday.
All right cuz right now I'm in one of those moods where the shear thought of doing anything more strenuous than making a sandwich has me wanting to curl up in the feeble position and splash around in a puddle of my own tears.
It's blow job season.
I asked him why I was having sex with him in the middle of having sex. It was sufficiently awkward.
In case you're wondering what frozen hashbrowns taste like at 4 in the afternoon, shame. They taste like shame.
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
Vodka Vensday. With a Russian accent... It counts.
I need a costume for that party. Even if I'm just taking it off.
I immediately woke up from my nap, made myself a screwdriver and got in the shower. I know it's spring break but I'm still questioning my life choices.
Don't know where this pizza came from but i got breakfast in bed
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