if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
I work with a guy that has a strong spanish accent. He just said "I have a plethora of ..." and I busted out into laughter b4 he finished his sentence b/c it reminded me of 3 amigos.
whats a more ladylike way to say "fuck me on your lunch break"?
Dude this girl just said she'd take me to pleasure town while giving me head
Will Ferrell is probably jerking himself off somewhere wishing he was you
Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
i came out of the bathroom and he had christmas lights wrapped up his leg, around his boner, and down the other side
I took a picture of his ID so i could remember how to spell his last name and facebook stalk him later...I think he saw me do it
I had a great penis washing session in the sink before I left. Washed off all the bar and green beer
the two person party stopped when i realized that he tried to throw a hammer at my head.
This is the second time in a week I've woken up with your bra in my bed and I've had to sit and think about how it happened.
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
Teeth make me feel like a dinosaur. Can you feel yours?
When he wakes up tomorrow with half shaved legs smelling like a preteens bathroom, I'm sure he will think he has had a great evening
I'm pretty sure I just came a kidney stone..
Can we be gay Bert and Ernie for Halloween?
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