I think you came in my ear last night and I had to pick it out infront of my kids in class today
i was so blacked out at my family party.. my mom gave markers to all my little cousins. i was tagged by 5 year olds.
The football player sitting in front of me just googled himself. Only 4 articles came up. That's why he plays at Utah State.
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
Green mimosas i think yes
This must be what defeat feels like to Tom Brady today. I bet he wishes he could barf up all of his bad decisions from yesterday, too.
I think you would be disgusted with me if you knew how many times I had imaginary sex with you today
Well I let her practice her tattooing on me. This shaky dragon on my arm says Im getting laid.
I am officially now FB friends with my arresting officer.
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
she's sitting there like the lesbian godfather. A cigarette in one hand and a titty in the other.
It's just unfortunate that I still have the image of him having sex with me fresh in my mind
EVEN AFTER ALL THAT COMPLAINING... STILL NO PENIS
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