Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
Just figured out why my bed smells like weed: I just found a bowl in my pillow case?
Good thing you didnt wake up last night. Wouldve found me naked talking to my closet asking to borrow my towel.
I think god is proud of me so he is rewarding me in discounted wine
i was holding a cup in her face for her to throw up in while screaming THIS IS THE DEFINITION OF FRIENDSHIP
I just sold some kid a bong I made out of a vuvuzela for $50. I think I found my career path.
Lmao. We just snorted some mystery powder uriah found packged up in my car, that i know has been in there almost a year... Its adventure time.
Now that I'm single, I like to think of myself as in a relationship with Taco Bell.
Holy hangover, going dancing with family good idea, taking the last shot with the transvestite bar owner not so much...
Well i think matt shit his pants so ill mark that as a W
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
Last night must have been awesome because I went to get in the shower only to find the bat symbol drawn on my chest
That happened during battle shots lol
Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
yup and then I snapped out of it and realized I was playing beer pong against a 4 year old... and losing
Hypothetically speaking how does one remove a lamp that they hypothetically superglued to the ceiling?
Acetone nail polish remover, and you lied about studying last night didn't you?
Oh definitely.
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