i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
I really hope your girlfriend didnt have your phone while i texted how much i loved doing it in HER car with you :x
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
and i had to drink on "never have i ever unsuccessfully tried to seduce a virgin ginger"
is it sad that i can describe this night as "the night that i was sober" and we all know which night it was. like literally one night of sobriety.
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
Drunk me was responsible for doing it, but sober me was definitely cheering him on
I just horrified a large group of people. Congrats on dating me.
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
Pissed along side the highway while waving at all the traffic... if thats not a sign of a productive night to come then idk what is
But he's not just anonymous male genitalia anymore. I've met him, I've seen his face.
No need to talk. Eventually, he'll either stop coming over, or decide that it's a relationship.
And if not?
...I keep getting free bourbon and great sex with no expectations. You really don't understand that there is no "down side," do you?
I just conducted a skype meeting drunk and in the middle of a cornfield. I don't even think they noticed.
All I want to do is shower, but there is a keg in there.
I have a story for you. It involves waffles and getting naked with the local weatherman.
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