Is there a reason "Call me when you're legal" is written on my arm? I'm 22..
maybe it wasnt such a good idea to pregame our lease signing...
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
I woke up alone at my apt. On the floor with the door wide open, but still. Success.
Dude she's on meds. He has a ginormous penis. Ur A dumbass. That concludes our feelings chat. Dim Sumday?
see these eyes, they just want to bone and go to sleep.
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
Thank you for not puking on my lap during the first class of the semester. And fuck you for doing it in the second.
I taped a pair of scissors and a coupon for a waxing on the door. He gets to choose.
Not sure how a movie about Jesus has managed to make me feel insecure about my boobs but it has.
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
Also I'm sorry for asking you to shave my vagina for me last night
Blacked-in to me, shirtless, giving myself finger guns in the mirror and rapping "stacks in the club stacks stacks in the club."
Remember when you tried to talk but you could only count by 2s?
I wanted to say "you're a souless cunt" but in a nice way. So I added a smiley face.
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