I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
I am really glad that on the inside of a card from your grandparents you have transcribed the rules for circle of death
you called me at 4 am to tell me you found the cracker barrel location where we'll have lunch next week
I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
Just checked my phone. Sometime last night I googled sex positions in a tent. Was there even a tent there?
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
Accidently said "your going to hurt the baby" when he got forceful with his thrusts. I guess I forgot to mention to him that we are pregnant.
Im pretty sure that girl just said "Im taking you home even if your girlfriend has to come too." Why are we here again?
I am the prescription. I can be taken orally or vaginally and in any dosage. This is why I went to med school.
I'm throwing in the towel on today. The puke gods have won this war
Uhh dog found a condom. FYI its on the table by couch please dispose of it. No reply Necessary
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
There is a severe lack of banging on that itinerary... I'd like a revision on my desk within the hour
Heard flapping noises behind me. It was my roommate flapping her bathrobe like wings, saying "I'm a faaaiiiiry."
I come home to my brother mixing skittles and vodka. We're all proud of him.
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