Non-Jews are for practice
Do you ever look back at facebook pics and say, "are those really guys I had sex with?"
she would only give me a road handjob because she didnt want to unbuckle
safety first
we all know badassery is carried on the XX chromosome
Just watched a guy fight a garbage can then pee on it, screaming "I told you to listen to me the first time!!" San Francisco, I've missed you.
I just saw someone EAT a flashcard out of frustration. Finals suck.
I think I broke a hole in her wall trying to do backflips
If you've ever wanted to get filthy in a Catholic church before 2 on a Wednesday, I might be your guy.
I would come over if there was not the impending fear of me shitting out my brains.
How do I respond to this?! It's not easy to say "you're hot & the sex was good, but outside the bedroom you scare me"
What happened after I vommed in your shirt that I was wearing and threw it out the window on the highway?
If you fall asleep, my vagina and I will never forgive you.
I feel like I'm pretty optimistic for a girl that might be pregnant.
Your boobs are like a folk legend.
I'm eating Arby's in the bathtub because I'm an adult and I do what I want
Randomize
