Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
holy crap !! There is a MIDGET FAMILY in one of my rooms today !
How much trouble would you get into if you were to stomp down the hallway while loudly saying 'Fe Fi Fo Fum...'
Oh. Im drinking alone in a banana costume. Every time youre feeling down, i want you to think of me right now and know that your life is better than mine.
Just saved her as "new hostess that randy banged" ...I forgot her name
Sign #1 that I'm not ready to be a mother: I'm shopping for "maternity fishnets".
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
Do you know what's great about Canada?..... There will always be a Tim Hortons on my walk of shame route
Well last time he got out of rehab he lasted 6 hours. So 3 days this time is quite an accomplishment.
Just missed the last train for another 5 hours. There are balls in or around the mouth of my life.
Like he held up the condom afterwards, twirled it with his finger, and said "look at that load"
Are you 5:30 blackout again?
No. DON'T DO IT. Friends don't let friends fuck clowns.
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
it doesn't matter what you do now, you will forever be known as the girl who fell off the roof
nooooo! we need to brain storm. I need rebranding....what if I start always showing up with my cat or a wacky hat?
try again roofio
He went down on me and then made me breakfast in bed. He's a man you can bring home to mom.
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