wake up i wanna do it froggy style
Her life has all the ingredients for a how to book: Making Your Life an Epic Fail
The homeless ppl in LA are great. Theres sum guy that makes all of his clothes out of tighty whitey underwear. He makes bags out of them 2. Presumably 2 hold more underwear.
well this is gonna sound really bad but we were fooling around on sandra's electrical wheelchair
He was the one that got away. From my vagina.
How hard to you think I will be judged if I order 8 giant pickles from Jimmy Johns right now?
I'm pretty sure the guy in front of me at Walmart doesn't have good plans. It's one am he is buying a flash light and black bandanna
The object of the game was to pour tequila into a sombrero and drink as much as you can before it leaked through, 'Big Papi' won.
It's probably not healthy how legit bummed I am that my bottled of wine is gone.
I feel like I should have held a press conference. The state of my vagina
He made her leave because she liked Top-Ramen better than Maruchaun. He's my hero.
A stripper set a mans ass on fire... the club smelled like burning ass and boxers.
U wanna come over and watch talidaga nights. Ill make pancakes
What? It's 130 in the morning.
Aww come on i make bomb ass pancakes
Fuck my life... Im so horny Im gonna take it out on this sandwich
Upstairs definitely just had sex while I wrote you love poetry. That was a fun experience 🤷🏻♀️
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