i just bought ciggarettes using my court citation as id. I've reached an all time low.
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
just rolled a joint with wrapping paper.. and you say i have no christmas spirit
I mean, there was frosting being put on a tunafish sandwich. Pretty sure she knew we were high.
he ruins everything I try to do including his roommates
you pulled down your pants to convince a girl you were god
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
I was basically shocked at how calmly you accepted my violently shoving a french fry in your mouth.
I just got a huge discount at GameStop for having tits. I win.
I'm gonna make some noodles and go to bed. Hopefully I don't fall into the stove or something.
Well my unnaturally hairy chest finally came in handy. It took at least an hour to shave the american flag into my chest but I definitely went America all over that party
I'm only bisexual one week out of the month. Nothing like ovulation hormones to make the genders of my hookups seem completely irrelevant.
Just don't have sex while watching Home Alone. It will ruin Christmas for you.
I was on tinder the whole time I was waiting for my pregnancy test results at the doctors.
Randomize
