and technically it was a rebound
so lol
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
The Wii Fit is already telling me I'm an alcoholic.
I thought about farting is his face when he was going down on me last nite.
I feel like today should be a " im going to have sex with you cause its raining and theres nothing else to do" kinda day
I fake pass out to avoid hookups sometimes. Last night I fake slept on my bathroom floor for like 2 hours before the guy left.
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
If he shows up in a "mount n dew" me shirt im throwing him to the lesbians
Day drinking is so dangerous way too many construction workers out there to flirt with
like every night i go out someone always suggests nipple hugs so that's why I always end up topless
I sent him a tit pic with the caption, "Mt. Arie and Mt. Hola are ready for expedition." Too nerdy?
Do you know how many guys' fantasies I've been told I'm a part of lately?!
Just 2. But still.
She shoved her hand down my pants and held my cock for thirty minutes in the bar. It was like she was letting all the other females know I was hers.
That was the best shit ever it was like an exorcism for my colon
Can you leave her a note saying "did you enjoy watching me fuck your roommate?"
I will.
couldn't remember his name. introduced him as 'mr multiple orgasms'
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