You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
the only reason I knew his name is because half way through I looked up and it was tatooed on his chest.
Dude wtf I'm sitting behind some girl in class who is creeping on my facebook page. I don't even know who she is..
I will also inform you that stairs change when you change a house. Those hurt.
Don't you ever say "drinking at 2" as if it's a bad thing again. I'm asking you as a friend here.
eating kraft dinner with my face. no forks.
You are number one in my heart. But in the dick Olympics you're disqualified.
I left the guinea pigs on the dryer. Make sure to take care of them.
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
So my nipple piercings were only $20 because it's breast cancer awareness month. Fuck yes!
Hey I know you're not home, but I'm here. Your front door is unlocked and someone took shit on your doormat...
Got super judged by this lady at the Rolling Stones concert last night. Bitch don't look so salty at my dad and I splitting two joints, an edible, and two margaritas. It's the stones.
I swear if he puts my hand anywhere near his dick tonight I'm "accidentally" leaving all my rings on
Owwww. A manager/ employee sex scandal that DOES NOT involve me! SCORE!!!
I'd say I was is in rare form last night but it's becoming pretty common.
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