Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
If I had a nickel for every time my parents threatened to stop paying tuition I would be a very rich man. Rich enough to pay my own tuition.
how was last night?
i woke up with my hand stuck in a jam jar with my keys in the bottom and a dog licking peanut butter off my boobs. you tell me.
I woke up to him yelling "WHO SLEEPS WITH A BEER IN THEIR HAND?!?" this of course, startled me awake and made me spill the aforementioned beer. So I guess the a answer is- not this girl, not anymore. Asshole
At first I was a little embarrassed for sharting, but then i realized it was a bachelor party, and I went balls to the wall
I hooked up with a guy dressed up as morning wood. Needless to say he lived up to his costume.
I like that you use a Disney movie to describe the starting of our BDSM relationship, lmao
I woke up to both of you drawing on me in sharpie, unless a glorious threesome was had the night before that is not okay.
Who says it wasn't?
cmon you know I'm perfectly capable of something that ridiculous 100% sober
Must be why he thought choking was foreplay. Like WTF? No.
Honestly, if you don't have a lawsuit pending against you by this time tomorrow, I'll be impressed.
He said he’s shouting let’s get this bread the first time we have sex...
He’s very straightforward
EMERGENCY SUBJECT CHANGE. SHE DOESN'T KNOW.
I really want to stop getting this drunk. I've got the Sunday scaries and it's only Saturday
i am risking my non lesbian vagina for your needs. i better be the best friend you ever had
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