he just kept repeating that I have nice areolas
Her friend drew me a diagram of how we could get away with her giving me a blowjob at work.
found out the liquor store price matches. thus begins senior year of college
Dude you didn't move for like 2 hours then suddenly sang the chorus to ghetto superstar and passed back out
you are getting stockholm syndrome from your pubes
You just threw your burrito at the passing teenage couple and yelled "It's never gonna last" of course your were a shit show
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
Why are there jello shots in the kitchen drawer?
Mike passed out early so we kept filling his mouth with redi-whip and letting the dog lick it out, but he started getting hives so we stopped.
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
30-degree weather + Metal Cockring Monday = really hard to pee.
Phone keeps correcting good morning to "food moaning" and I like the way it thinks.
It's become almost a Pavlovian response. The sound of the vacuum being run by hubby causes an instantaneous involuntary orgasm.
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
She pooped on me during a reverse cowgirl. And it wasn't a little bit either.
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