what day is it and did you see me today?
Just got done reading an 11 page essay for class. Took me three fucking days and the only thing I have highlighted is the name "Alexander Cockburn"
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
Note to self: don't jizz on a surface cleaned with Tilex. It WILL turn purple.
Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
I paid some man $10 for his shirt last night cause I liked it. Explains that. Bought the jackolope head from a street vendor. Got invited to someone's hotel rooftop swimming pool which explains why I was in my bathing suit. My clothes from last night are MIA. Going over the border with no pants on is awkward. Origins of the car rim still mysterious.
I threw up in the bar parking lot and yelled THIS IS MY FUTURE.
you put your hands over the taxi driver's eyes and shouted GUESS THE WAY TO THE CLUB
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
I just realized that I have dated 5 unemployed guys...and 3 that drove pt cruisers...Turns out I do have a type.
I am his drunk Jesus. I will love him from afar because he's my little lamb
PS my house is a mess.
pps I have a rash on my face.
YO CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR MÉNAGE À TROIS. YOU GO, GLENN COCO
just stepped out my front door and let the wind dry my naked body because I was too lazy to go search for a clean towel that may not even exist. I could live like this forever
It was sweet, he carried me out of my bathroom after I passed out, built me a pillow fort so I wouldn't roll out of bed, set a glass of water on the table, and brought me a mixing bowl to puke in. Totally a sign we're more than just fuckbuddies.
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