Fucking love it maybe bedazzle some baby seals? Make them cuter? Who would club a bedazzled baby seal? Only a fucking monster.
Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
i think the fact that he graduated high school the year i graduated elementary school is sexy.
you're putting all your eggs in a very hungover basket
Todays lesson: Chew your food better when your drunk. I almost choked throwing up this morning.
i leave for school in 3 days. if you want your annual goodbye blow job you should probably call me
He sent me $300 worth of sex toys. My clitoris went into hiding after two days.
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
Just received a visit from the Ghost of Bad Decisions Past. Kind of weird 90% of the flashbacks happened in the same sixteen month span, the rest happened at Taco Bell.
ahhhh just came to creep and you're not there AND your thong you were wearing last night is on the floor..someone has some explaining to do
Ok let me just clear up this blowjob thing first so we can talk about your grandpa
Trust me.. Might look gay.. Might feel gay... But I could snap your neck with my inside thighs bro
He hit me up on Grindr and called me "bro." I just have to assume that the sex is going to be bad.
He ain't mine yet. Gotta have a third date before I pee on him and mark territory.
Oh. Wait. That happened on the second date.
you could be the only one getting laid right now....yet your sitting in here making goat noises
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