omg. I had the wrong window open and I accidentaly posted my credit card # on twitter
Whats your twitter name
When she was dating that guy she told me If they broke up, I would receive a call and no matter what I was doing I'd have to go over a fuck her. It's like being an EMT for sex.
How much morphine is too much? Keep in mind that I'm going to my graduation dinner with my parents.
They gave me patron and potatoes I couldn't say no
He's saved in my phone as 'MURICA. I think it's safe to say I'm not exactly taking him seriously.
I just dumped the bloody coke bill into the tip jar while getting my hangover coffee. I'm literally going to hell.
He sang a ten minute song about me sitting on his face and eating quesadillas. Pretty sure I have to marry him.
I have a horrible feeling I left my dildo in the kitchen today after washing it. This is my life.
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
I am not walking across campus just to give you a blow job in the hopes that in return i can study more efficiently.
He took home that trashy slut from Bama but a NFL Lineman was just in my DMs so... who’s the real winner here
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
There is way too much butt cleavage here for a formal event.
The ass gains better be worth it
I’ve basically been controlling him with my tits for months now, so I can’t even imagine what would happen if I start banging him
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