i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
Someday soon you'll wake up next to a bottle of jameson and a half eaten lean cuisine and then you'll be just like me.
Don't put random dicks in your mouth or any other crevice for that matter... and i'm home in 30 seconds
Wish I got that text last night instead of this morning.
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
when I sang my humps to you I meant it.
She only spoke Russian, but she was so gorgeous it didn't matter
Oh. I think she ate all the cake and took our vodka...still gorgeous.
This baby is an asshole
I will take a blow job from a dude that kinda looks like a girl at this point
I'm starting to question if I'm gonna need to bring a raincoat just to drink around u
U act like I can cum on command
I just want to smoke this blunt and eat pizza rolls while watching The Price Is Right with you.
I have need of you to return home with haste, as I require the magical capsules you possess to relieve the posterior pain I am living. I battle this demon with stubborn grit, however I feel that defeat is on the horizon.
Also. Picked being late to work over the maid finding my vibrator. Life choices....
Randomize
