Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
Guess what I'm doing tomorrow?
Becoming a productive member of society?
Sam. Come on.
you started puking right when a nickelback song came on..it was epic
They are baked and once again have spent the last 45 mins talking about opening up a world wide business called "pickle on a stick"
Just drove through Taco Johns wearing a drug rug and no pants. When I rolled down my window, the girl paused for a minute before saying "um... 4.07"
No, I don't just love you because you have big boobs. I just wouldn't visit as often.
Pizza delivery...for when you need to eat your feelings for the sex you aren't having
This election needs to be over, im tired of girls asking who im going to vote for mid hookup
They just built a gym in the same parking lot as my favorite bar. Drunk me is gonna be so excited.
I don't know if dry shampoo will fix the decisions we made last night.
I mean my dick does have feeling again, which is a step in the right direction
Also I feel like death. But like. In a good way
We just broke up and deleting his dick pics is the hardest thing I've ever had to do.
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
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