I'm drinking while my friends build sand castles, now I know how my dad used to feel
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
We're upstairs smoking....the password is pineapple
Umm you don't wanna know how many "I'm sorry for calling you last night" fb wallposts I just had to write...
she's crying while babbling "all i do is win"
I need to find more Xanax, my Grandpa doesent leave for another week and he's made it a mission to get me to come out of the closet as a xmas gift to my parents.
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
The best part about living in a college town is the annual rush of senior girls who want to get in their lesbian experiment before they graduate.
I threw up for like 20 hours. Im gonna be the DD for the next 5 years.
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
Are you ok?!
I assume I've stopped bleeding because I haven't passed out, but can't verify currently.
HAMMERED.. I made a peanut butter and jelly sandwich with toilet paper instead of bread...
My trash can is full of used condoms and girl scout cookie boxes.
He doesn't understand the concept of a strip club. He keeps falling in love
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
Randomize
