I would dunk an oreo in her breast milk
ed mcmahon, farrah fawcett, and michael jackson all in one week. What next god, are you juts gonna take my penis too?
i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
I am pretty sure he just licked my hand while trying to sing goo goo dolls iris to me. Get me out of this state.
she looks like stephen colbert with that blond wig he was wearing last night.
he bonged a 1/5 of jack and came back an hour later blacked out with a legitimate chicago firemans helmet
Chicago was legit, ate some badass pizza and gave a cig to a crackhead..its all i thought it would be
At least it earned you a couple drinks. And something tells me you've touched grosser things with less incentive.
he tried to do a one handed cartwheel to showoff but knocked himself out cold. fuckin jagerbombs will kill that man.
Idk. Im in a bed. the walls are wood. There's a deer mount.. im afraid to turn over and see who's next to me but he's violently cuddly.
This is going to ruin my future wedding planner career, but isn't it better the groom knows he's gay BEFORE he gets married?
There's a girl in class eating a pumpkin pie. Like a whole pie straight from the pan with a fork.
i'm gonna crowd surf you onto his dick
he was wearing pj pants, thank you for not letting me go home with him
I am confused/concerned about the circumstances that led to your consumption of 3 beta fish last night.
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