Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
the people of mcdonalds are all starring at me & this dude like they know we just slept together
getting your period on valentines day is like an extra little fuck you, now you REALLY have no chance of sex tonight.
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
Just had perfomance review. I was told the best example of my integrity was when I told my boss I was going to fail the random drug test due to my weekend coke binge. She said that took a lot of character.
we walked in to her beating him with a broom while he was trying to sweep ramen into a box. there were packing peanuts everywhere.
It's probably just the physical manifestation of slut karma. But i of course mean that in the kindest way possible because i love you and respect your choices
Here's the level of my committment: I'm not participating in the Olympic opening ceremonies drinking game. THIS IS SERIOUS.
I just sent a snapchat of my boobs for Adderall. It's finals season.
He jizzed all over my ID badge. HR is gonna be pissed...
I accidentally brought up how there used to be a big tree in his yard, which I could only have known if I had been Google mapping his house.
Ugh I realized he only responds to my snaps when I’m eating a popsicle
Why are male brains so small?
I party with great urgency now.
Stop inviting Kevin over. The dickless wonder started playing some strange Sci-FY music and speaking an alien language and the girls split.
Randomize
