Getting up at 8 this morning to drink could be the best and the worst idea we've ever had
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
I may or may not have puked in my RA's suggestion box.
She is wearing lilly and pearls while drinking natty from a monogrammed coozie. If that isn't a sorosititue I don't know what is
My afternoon will now be spent googling genital warts. I think my life is over.
Go to petsmart and tell me if the dog trainer is the guy I slept with friday. Thanks.
Just went trick or treating in my kitchen. Found chocolate and scotch. Happy fucking Halloween
She was rubbing her face on the carpet, she was high.
He said he would pay my bar tab if he couldn't answer my question. He lost to the age old question of our youth. Why did pogs go out of style.
I know more about this girls vagina than I know about her personality
Am I really that high, or did I just spray febreeze outside ?
He tried to stop traffic by waving his half eaten pizza at cars.... And we were stupid enough to cross .....??!!!
there is something very satisfying about getting tacos after hours of sex.
No actually you're a pro. You puked on the cab ride, and managed to completely contain it in your purse. the cabbie was even impressed.
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
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