i hope the fucking fire crotch burns his mouth
dude i'm inner monologue high
You can't have hate sex in a hallway!!
My cousin had a baby so we have to look at it. Apparently the event is byob
We are lost. Everyone is drunk and it all went downhill after we iced the bus driver.
She swung at the pinata with crutches
So I woke up in a strange bed with a note taped to my arm giving me directions back to my brothers apartment.
Just had a tranny complement my outfit. Looks like I'll have to change before we go out.
I'm so high. Midnight pancake breakfast in bed
the evidence suggests last night I either took a bath in beer or drank 18 beers while in the bath. either one sounds good to me. sad i don't remember it
I shaved an Xmas tree into my junk.... I placed your present underneath.
I'm so high. I'm going to need directions to get home.
i just got carded for condoms. wtf.....this is new. isnt safe sex a good thing?
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
thanks for supporting my whoreish tendencies
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