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Babe...You're really smothering me right now
she's in the bathroom. spitting in the trashcan. not throwing up. just spitting and singing bad romance by lady gaga.
thatta girl
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
3 things. 1. is this real life 2. my liver hates me 3. keg race tonight
We have been pregaming the shutdown of the government since Tuesday. Send help, and some more liquor.
We had sex in the tent after his 6th beer and while we were at it we had conversations with the people outside the tent.
The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
I'm glad they extended train service last night. People crying, screaming, throwing up, fighting and peeing themselves on a train made me feel like I've got my shit together.
You were definitely drunk. You gave him an otphj in front of everyone.
It's Scottsdale, it shouldn't be this hard to find drugs.
I emptied a Vyvance capsule into my coffee pot last night and set the auto start. Pretty sure I've been drinking meth all morning
I'm at the gym. I've taken enough caffeine to feel inspired to be a low budget instagram fitness model. I totally forgot my push up bra though
I wrote notes to myself all over my body. "don't yell at cops again" "Cody stole your phone" "you kissed Cody" "vodka shots are bad for your liver" and "cactus pretty" WTF????
I no longer have the means to support both a women and an alcohol addiction
I'm still very high. To be blunt. No pun intended.
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