Whssdazt areerg yiu up to? U thijk ur lame!
read your last text- its a foreign language-im not ignoring you, easyyy
I just peed or puked all or around my parjibgb lot.
parking. I am not drunk
Buhtt sex?
finally nailed that neighbor chick. hopefully i can get her wireless password now. free internet trumps moral standards any day
Should I feel bad that I fucked her and made her ride my little brothers razor scooter home?
i left the icescrapper in his bathroom. i dont remember taking it there, but i remember brushing his hair with it.
i woke up and saw you were brushing his hair naked. I can never pass out around you, man.
I woke up at 5:47 in the morning to you peeing on my parents bedroom floor. I think we've established that you have a limit .
These pissing matches have to stop. They led to last night's scotch through the nose shots. I'll never smell again.
Also, the greatest of ironies: I got shampoo confiscated by security while Corey managed to get pot through. MERICA!
Walking down the street, Bro bumping to 'still' by dre. Dropped his trash on the ground and aggressively sped up when his light turned green. If you still had love for the streets you wouldn't of fucking littered. Took everything for me not to yell at him. I know you would've.
I kept on yelling at him to get his shit together as he was puking
I'm totally going to bang the cable guy tonight. I'm so pumped
He called me dainty, then fucked me like the Viking God he is.
You tried to stop drinking but then she started feeding you tequila with a spoon. You were like an adorable baby bird.
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