Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
I am drinking ovaltine with peppermint schnapps. My childhood could have been so much better.
He's like the fucking Houdini of bras. Not only did I not feel him take it off I didn't find it until two days later.
the new roommate knocked on my door this morning holding a bong in one hand and my dennys leftovers from last night in the other. love this kid. Best student housing placement ever.
Bad idea pregaming graduation.... she just threw up before walking across the stage... i'm gonna miss this
I got out of bed with her to go smoke a bowl with her roommate which was fine but I passed out when I went upstairs to take a piss.
Yeah.. she's probably not gonna call.
I paid some man $10 for his shirt last night cause I liked it. Explains that. Bought the jackolope head from a street vendor. Got invited to someone's hotel rooftop swimming pool which explains why I was in my bathing suit. My clothes from last night are MIA. Going over the border with no pants on is awkward. Origins of the car rim still mysterious.
Reached a new low. Drinking Wine from my thermos while on the stair master.
library dates and plan B? He is looking like a great catch.
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
He is really real. Like I know where he works, have referenced him with mutual fb friends and I've seen his dick. He's real.
I just bought a 1/4 oz of pot from a coworker who's old enough to be my grandfather...I'm never leaving Portland.
I'm discussing Magic Mike with my mom and totally get why she thinks I'm gay.
he's smothering me... and not in the good, can you move your thigh off my face please?.. way
It's to the point where if a guy can so much as find my clit, I'll consider him amazing in bed
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