the only thing i have to deal with now is the fact that i'm still wearing spandex shorts from last night
even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
he sent her a picture of his penis to show that he "trusts her" or some shit like that..well she showed it to me, and let me just tell you..it looked like a freaking slug or something. creepiest penis i've ever seen. hands down
the biggest problem in our relationship is that im team edward and my boyfriend is team jacob
Sex should be hot, sweaty, messy, and a little painful. At no point should it involve tiny rocks
Does the phrase 'traumatizing near-threesome' mean anything to you.
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
"guaranteed dick" "anywhere - her room, my room, trees, couch"
Sorry that was quotes about you from the grad student.
she vomitted in her champagne, said "fuck it, it's new years", and continued drinking.
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
After being his wingman last night, I've decided I will never talk about becoming a lesbian ever again. Picking up chicks is way too hard.
My mom just sent me this: "I like Jon, but he needs to be the one going down on you! Yeah, we saw your head pop up in your car last night."
That all sounds beautiful. All I have to offer is my shining personality, extensive amounts of space knowledge, and I hear I am pretty not sucky at sucking dick
It's a special kind of bond when your gay brother takes pics of you topless at a frat party.
maybe i should limp back to therapy...
oh yeah will you also bring home vodka i wanna do shots on the roof
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