Yeah unless I can find some idiot to make love to
I just walked in on my mom and dad......It wasn't my dad
On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
yeah. you were just sitting there watching transformers, caressing your toaster.
Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
The last thing I remember is stabbing him with his diabetes medicine
nothing says 4th of july like teaching grandma how to work a keg
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
That's true. There's really no bad time to take a Vicodin.
It is the Reeses peanut butter cup of pharmaceuticals.
Guess who has two thumbs and just fell outta his car and almost peed himself
I'm also sorry that I ate your chicken sandwich while you were throwing up....
You can't just snapchat me a picture of a pregnancy test and then not answer your phone
the sex was good. her showing me pictures of her 4 year old daughter afterwards was not.
Nobody likes ball hair. Not even gay dudes
idk but im stoned n hiding in the bathroom from my kids with a really big bowl of really little candy bars
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