Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
I know. They started calling me The Incident. The hotel maids, that is.
Every once in a while you'd chuckle to yourself, and when I asked you what's so funny u replied "sometimes my toes tickle eachother"
Ill trade u your bra for a run to the liquor store...
You were crying and asking his mom "why doesn't he like road head?"
as of this morning I have officially vommed on the highways of 6 different countries. It's a proud moment.
If you want to borrow my flask for all future interviews as a good luck charm because your last one went so well with it in your suit pocket, just let me know
I just slammed another champagne, swaggered over to her, pointed across the room at the 20 y/o lacrosse player and whispered loudly, "I brought that one for YOU." I'm getting a raise.
Sangria Flip Cup was probably one of our worse drunken decisions
id like to think im the only pot dealing prostitute that is also an ordained minister. but maybe not. what a time to be alive
tried to suck my ex boyfriends dick last night at a bar... Happy homecoming from me to you
Most of my life can be described like an HBO prison drama.
We're at an agreement where I don't pry and she pretends blissful ignorance
sarahs drunk and is drawing dinosaurs all over the apartment. should i stop her?
whats she drawing them with?
eyeliner
no that's ok
my mom walked in on me eating her out, and i can never kiss my mother again.
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