What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
I think I won the penis lottery.
he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
No period for spring break; use this wisely.
Right before we were going to have sex he said it was his "lucky condom" I don't know if that means its used or what.. But I'm freaking out either way.
we managed to turn Dream Phone into a drinking game. don't hate.
Weekend has begun hello red wine at 10am on a Wednesday
scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
I'm being fed tequila grapes by a girl on stilts...
Chill out, I'm getting ready as fast as I can. I didn't even masturbate in the shower.
Last year you twerked on my Christmas tree and threw up all over the bathroom...in front of my parents. We should probably keep power hour to ONLY an hour this year
pretty sure I blew his mind with the sex last night. He repaid me with a five minute conversation about power rangers.
Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis.
What. The. Fuck.
You'll have to be more specific. I do a lot of "what the fuck" kind of stuff
all i remember is walking home without my pants on... when i woke up i was sleeping in between my parents in their bed, no more whiskey wednesdays
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