But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
We had like 4 guys come over and buy us all drinks as an excuse to hit on Kendra. Hanging out with her is now officially fiscally responsible.
so i'm just gonna leave my credit card in your mailbox so you can bail me outta jail.. deal?
i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
Dude, a dry wedding reception should nullify the vows, because really, without the booze, you might as well be 5 years old again and playing dress-up
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
Thinking about adopting a 16 yr old here. Her name is Abby and she likes vodka. We've bonded. I need a sober driver n e ways...
I just can't promise there won't be a reason to hit you in the face with a dildo again in the future.
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
I rolled joints beforehand. Lit a candle. Ghetto rigged taping the 40's on my hands and then lit the joint using the flame of the candle.
I'm so proud of your modern ingenuity
I tried snowmobiling at 2 am. I broke my glasses. You're right. Things do get out of control.
we told you you couldn't get your dick sucked because you were a girl and you yelled at us and said we were 'discriminating you'
By chance and just chance did you find a cock ring? By chance
Nothing cures your heart after a boy calling you unattractive than a big fat dick
Give me one good reason why I should go with you.
Free beer.
..pick me up at 8.
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